Saturday, September 28, 2013

Horny Sexy Busty Babe

Good! So now that I have got your attention lets have a talk :P

Do you smirk whenever you spot an oomph female ?
(pardon my language, but I couldn't describe it better).

But straying aside parameters that yield drooling consequences, lets focus on average girl next doors.

Lesson 1 : Dumber the chick,easier the game.
True. But, here is how you turn into a pro from an amateur (frisbee-throwing-spiked gelled hair with a goatee) when you can accept whats beyond Lesson 1 i.e "Smarter the chick,tougher to win her over."

Lesson 2 : Highest bidder wins
Doing her favours,buying her gifts and giving your rapt attention does not make you the highest bidder that is because she has a mind of her own too unlike a boat or a painting, you fool!!!
The amount of time you invest is NOT directly proportional to the degree of your likeability.

Lesson 3 :  Last resort - Sour Grapes
"She has an attitude"
LOL...fuck she does! :D



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